Here's a story that has the staff at Colorado Beer News wondering why this couldn't have happened to us.
According to an Associated Press article, Haldis Gundersen, a woman in Kristiandsund, Norway, turned on her kitchen faucet and lo and behold, a miracle happened -- the faucet was dispensing beer.

A new study is good news to us here at Colorado Beer News. Lipton Tea commissioned a beverage study that says that men can drink up to 24 ounces of beer, or 3 ounces of hard liquor a day.
The study also said that we can drink up to 40 ounces of coffee a day (More good news).