Forgive me if you've already heard this story. It's a couple weeks old, but I just stumbled upon it.

Apparently a couple of hikers in California found a case of Coors that survived a train wreck 50 years ago. They opened one of the cans (which had been through 50 hot summers and cold winters) and said the beer was the color of cough syrup and smells like a combination of fermented wine and dirt. You mean they didn't taste it? Wimps.